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Things I Say While Driving.

  • Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing? What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit? Why?
  • Me: Lol, your car's a piece of shit.
  • Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
  • Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: Nope, roof rack.
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